Honestly, I will never understand the kobolds' sense of aesthetics. - R'ashaht

Wind-up Kobold

Summon your wind-up kobold minion. With you, she will koboldly go where no kobold has gone before.

Another of 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go's masterpieces, this cuddly kobold miniature in fact houses several onzes of highly flammable firesand, designed to ignite when outward pressure is applied...such as with a tender hug.