If it ain't worth a tankard o' mead, I don't give two shites! - Gerolt

Tankardtender

Summon your tankardtender minion. Rather more manageable than a barrel.

Once this adolescent barreltender has fully matured, it will possess the size and strength to vanquish foes with a single strike. For now, however, its needles are of the perfect potency for use in acupuncture to relieve ailments such as stiff shoulders and back pain.