Summon your felicitous fuzzball minion. Its presence is your present, and that's all the effort you're getting from this indolent island mammet.
The latest model in Sharlayan automata, developed for island sanctuary labor. According to the research, one out of every five worker ants doesn't actually work, and thus came about the development of this chore-shirking mammet hooded in fur-lined, feline apathy. After all, statistics don't lie, and someone has to fill the slacker quotient.
How to obtain:
Island Sanctuary -- 4,000 Seafarer's Cowries