If yer playin' us false, I'll be back to feed the crabs with yer lyin' tongue. - Rostnsthal

Crabe de la Crabe

Summon your crabe de la crabe minion. If it were any crabbier, it would...probably still be a crab.

Native to Thavnair, this tree-dwelling crab became known to foreign scholars when an Arkasodara clan pointed them out to a visiting crew. So exemplarily crab-like were its features, it was promptly identified as such and given a name to match.