Summon your dolphin calf minion. Has more intelligence in a single winsome flipper than you do in your whole body.
A Sharlayan biologist once stated that dolphins are the second-most intelligent species on the star. It was later noted that, regarding the most intelligent, the man made no comment. Sensing impending doom, this calf has attached itself to you in hopes of finding a way to flee to safety.
How to obtain:
Achievement -- Double-backwards Somersault