We would be singing of mending socks and sitting on cushions. - The Wandering Minstrel

Zephyrous Zabuton

Summon your zephyrous zabuton minion. More pushing for another cushion.

It is well documented that Hingans shun chairs, preferring instead to sit upon the floor. What is less known, however, is that when a speaker utters something deemed clever, she is rewarded with cushions that she may sit in a position elevated above her peers.