Summon your Conditional Virtue minion. Cuddle not to dullness; coddle not to elevation.
From a pulsating mass of aetherial flesh sloughed off the Eurekan elemental Absolute Virtue did rise this uncanny facsimile, identical to its progenitor in every way─every way, that is, except size and, well, absoluteness.
How to obtain:
Eureka -- The Baldesion Arsenal (Eureka Hydatos) - Absolute Virtue Chest