Minions

I was almost certain you'd want to muddy the waters. - Jessie

Mudpie

Summon your mudpie minion. At last, portable filth.

A thick, brown mass of living effluence squeezed forth from one of the horror Tokkapchi's many hidden orifices. Though the squirt stinks of sopping sod, one might find themselves pressed to deny the amorphous alluvium is anything but adorable.