Ul'dah ain't more'n a sand-crusted pile o' puk dung bakin' in the desert. - Baderon Tenfingers

Pudgy Puk

Summon your pudgy puk minion. Don't ask what he has eaten to grow so plump.

Fattened from birth to be a succulent snack for the sadistic Steropes, this fledgling puk's excess baggage ensures that even if he attempts to flee, he will not be getting that far.