Minions

Now there's a trick what took some bollocks. - Perimu Haurimu

Bom Boko

Summon your Bom Boko minion. An adorable raccoon dog pup with a big heart and even bigger testicles.

Supposedly Far Eastern raccoon dogs are nothing like the raccoons of Eorzea, shunning a life of rifling through garbage for one of transmogrification into everyday kitchenware such as tea crocks. Go figure.