Minions

But know that she who chases two rabbits catches neither one. - J'moldva

Dwarf Rabbit

Summon your dwarf rabbit minion. He may have a penchant for nibbling at your neighbor's garden patches.

After his father was baked into a pie by a farmer's wife for stealing their vegetables, he invoked the time-honored code of rabbit revenge and hopped off to destroy every garden patch he could find.