You mushroom-headed, spindly-legged, spore-spewing abominations! - Gabineaux

Baby Bun

Summon your baby bun minion. Tastes great on salads and in stews.

For those wondering on the ill effects of inhaling spores released by common funguars, according to the *Encyclopedia Eorzea* (third edition), funguar spores “befoul the body's humours and claim control of an individual's very soul, rendering them a mindless thrall.”