Minions

Watch it! This kitten has claws! - Aldis

Gaelikitten

Summon your gaelikitten minion. Rumors that the gods kill one of these adorable creatures every time a young man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded.

Though its wings appear to be constructs of some sort rather than actual body parts, any who draw close are met with a violent flurry of scratching and punching, making it impossible to thoroughly inspect the creature's backside.